![]() ![]() Parents these days get to potty-train their kids with actual pooping flamingos! What a time to be alive. I had to make do with whatever bribery I had on hand. 20.00 or Best Offer Sponsored Gotta Go Flamingo Food Blue 1 oz Brand new Business EUR 9.71 joeygoodeal (1,724) 100 Was: EUR 11.43 15 off or Best Offer + EUR 20.97 postage from United States Sponsored Original Gotta Go Flamingo & Turdle Reusable Food and Storage 5 Piece Set Brand new Business EUR 11.46 byucrazy (415) 97. I have zero doubt my hard-to-potty-train son would’ve been dropping logs left and right in exchange for watching this ridiculous toy take a dump in a tiny plastic see-through toilet. This shitting flamingo is a billion times better and I am super jealous that parents today have this option. Absent the magic of this incredible pooping flamingo - which I learned via a quick Google search is called the “Little Live Gotta Go Flamingo” and was apparently a hot toy for Christmas 2020? - I was forced to use M&Ms to bribe my kids to pee and poop in the toilet. But the Gotta Go Flamingo is the first I’ve seen. Everyone Poops is a children’s book from 1993 that helps normalize the act of going number two. Fur Real produced a dog and a cat that each drop little turds while your kid walks it. ![]() My kids are 14 and 11, long past the days of potty training. Of course, Little Live Gotta Go Flamingo isn’t the first pooping product for children ever to exist. That kid was positively fucking delighted. The flamingo did it! “He poopin!!” my friend’s toddler squealed for the camera. This … was something coming out of that thing’s butt?! As I watched with a mix of fascination and horror, a beige, gooey substance oozed from the flamingo’s bum and into the miniature toilet, which I only then registered was clear so as to enable the viewing of the expulsion of said gooey substance. Okay, cool, so the flamingo is going to pretend to poop. This bright pink flamingo was sitting on a tiny plastic toilet, getting ready to take a dump. But wait … was it actually dancing? No … dear god, was that … a toilet? Yes. ![]()
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